The Movies of December 2024

To the surprise of absolutely no-one, I watched a bunch of Christmas movies in December. But as much as I love my seasonal treats, the movies that left more of an impression this time around were some of the other movies I watched during the month. In particular, The Outrun — which is harrowing and life-affirming in equal measures, I think, and cements Saorise Ronan as one of my favorite actors working right now — and Conclave, which is exactly the “bitchy Priest Succession” that I was promised by early reviews. The Red Shoes is also on there, which I hadn’t seen in close to three decades and is, if anything, so fucking wonderful that I feel embarrassed for not getting it earlier. Movies! They’re wonderful! (Also on the list: The Virtues, which is technically a TV show but has a movie-length final episode, so I counted it.)

Here’s the month in full.

Step Three, Seasonal Profit

What makes a good Christmas story?

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, for obvious reasons — look at the calendar, after all. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, as any number of singers will tell you if you listen to the radio long enough, and that means that I’ve been watching more than my fair share of holiday movies and reading just as many (if not more) holiday comic books. I even made the mistake of watching Red One, the “Chris Evans is a dirtbag and Dwayne Johnson is a giant security elf and I guess they’re a buddy comedy team now?” movie from this year, and…. oh boy.

The problem with Red One is the problem with Spirited, a very similar holiday movie starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds from last year; both are comedies in which a real-world cynic comes to accept the magic of the holidays while paired with a secretly-disillusioned magical being who also comes to believe in the holidays all anew, and everyone lives happily ever after, and both make the mistake of thinking that the way to do this is by replacing magic with a mixture of special effects and “hilarious” real-world elements. Santa’s treated like the President with a special security detail, get it? The North Pole is an efficiently-run bureaucracy, understand? It’s so relatable.

Except, of course, it’s not. It’s restrictive and boring and makes everything feel more generic; there’s, if anything, a purposeful lack of magic, as whimsy and wonder get replaced by cynicism and formula.

My contrast, I’ve been re-reading Will Eisner’s The Christmas Spirit throughout the month, which collects the various holiday-themed installments of his 1940s newspaper strip The Spirit. Every single story in there feels like a model of what works for a good Christmas story, because every single one is based around a very simple idea: at some point, someone will be moved to make a kinder choice than they normally would, and everything changes for the better as a result. It’s a formula that doesn’t require gimmicks, winks at the audience while referencing Santa, magic, or snowmen, or anything other than the belief that the holidays are really about trying to be kind and good… and seeing what happens as a result.

There’s a lesson there for… well, basically everyone who’s thinking that Vin Diesel should play Santa’s half-brother through adoption who has to save the holidays in a big budget streaming special this time next year. But then, seeing what Eisner did and trying to learn from it has never really been a bad idea.

The Movies of November 2024

I’ll be honest: finally watching Deadpool & Wolverine when it showed up for free on Disney+ was something that I had been quasi-looking forward to for some time — I relatively like the other Deadpool movies, and who didn’t want an over-the-top self-aware Marvel roast at that time in the world? That feeling went away maybe inside 10 minutes, and what followed was one of the most exhausting, depressing movie experiences I’ve had in a long time, so much so that I switched off after an hour because I could only handle so much smugness in one sitting. (The second half of the movie felt less annoying than the first, but maybe I was simply in a better mood the next evening.)

The very next movie I watched was The Elephant 6 Recording Co., a documentary about the collective of bands in the 1990s that worshipped at the altar of Pet Sounds, Revolver, and 4-track recording only to become successful despite themselves. Watching a bunch of scruffy middle-aged nerds offer variations of, “We were just so into what we were doing, fuck knows why it got big” for 90 minutes proved weirdly healing after the glossy Marvel of it all. Anyway. Here’s what I watched in November.

The Movies of October 2024

It strikes me as very weird that, despite managing to watch literally nothing while I was in New York for a week — I really was far too busy working the entire time, as ridiculous as that sounds — I still managed to see as many movies as I did in the remaining 24 days of the month. Thanks, especially to the Criterion Channel, which I subscribed to as a birthday present to myself back at the start of October.

Really, though, what I’m honestly taking away from October’s movie viewing was that I was too tired to watch The Substance on Halloween when it came to Mubi. What a way to end the month that would have been…!

(Also, I have no idea why Letterboxd decided to format the layout this way…)

The Movies of September 2024

Perhaps because I read so much in September, I really didn’t watch that many movies, especially compared with the past few months. It’s not as if I was sitting around watching TV or other things instead, as occasionally happens — I’ve curiously fallen out of the habit of TV watching with the exception of a couple of shows, unintentionally — but, rather, September was filled with a bunch of other things that required my attention in the evenings and on the weekends. I could joke and say that October will be different, but this is a month with a week-long convention trip right in the middle of it, so we’ll see.

(Also, I realized only when putting the image in here: I missed out Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, which got rewatched this month as well. Just mentally throw that in there, thanks.)

The Movies of August 2024

Is this late? Listen, bud: he’s got radioactive bl — wait, what I mean it, “Yes, it is; basically, the combination of being in Seattle for PAX West 2024 and then having a down day after returning yesterday kicked my scheduling ass and I only got to this four hours or so after posts normally go live.” What can I say, besides sorry?

Anyway; I watched a lot of movies in August, and that includes some genuinely bad ones — I’m looking at you, Slumber Party Massacre and Hospital Massacre (which, notably, I watched under its alternate title, X-Ray) — however, there were also some new favorite mixed into things, too: Wicked Little Letters, The Apple, and Omen are all destined to be rewatched multiple times, I suspect, for entirely different reasons. Notably, perhaps, only one of the movies on this list was seen in the theater, and maybe that’s something I’d like to change for September… but we’ll see how that works out with everything else that’s coming up over the next few weeks. Intention doesn’t always equal planning, after all…

Anyway, here’s what I watched in August 2024:

Take A Little Ride, Let Me Be Your Guide

There’s a particular genre of movies that I struggle to name, but have become increasingly enamored with over the past few weeks — that weird brand of 1970s (and late ’60s, in one case) rock opera that is at once overblown and theatrically outrageous and also utterly possessed of its own importance and making with the societal pronouncements like they’re going out of fashion.

I’ve written before, more than once, about my love of Head, the Monkees’ highpoint from the late ’60s, and I’m pretty sure I’ve shared my affection for Beyond the Valley of the Dolls around these here parts, as well. (If I haven’t: I’d argue that it’s not only Russ Meyer’s best movie — heresy, I know — but also one of the best movies about the culture gap between straights and freaks in the middle of the 20th century, bar none.) But there are more than those movies: in the past week or so, I’ve watched Xanadu, The Phantom of the Paradise (a true classic), and The Apple, all three of which are variations on the same idea, in some way.

The Apple and Xanadu feel like two different endpoints for this genre, which essentially died a death when both of these movies bombed at the box office. Xanadu is this genre as upbeat, hopeful, optimistic thing with almost no real threat or darkness throughout the entire movie, unless you count the fact that Gene Kelly effortlessly out-charms the rest of the cast without breaking a sweat to be a sign that the future is doomed; The Apple, meanwhile, is a sprawling, messy parody of pop culture devotion and corruption that has to be seen to be believed — think The Rocky Horror Picture Show if it decided to really go for it, and something far more cynical (and, arguably, more realistic, despite a finish that can’t be described).

Rewatching all of these movies, I find myself even more distraught that very little today has the same… lack of giving a fuck, perhaps? Or energy, to be more polite about it. I want to see someone convince Taylor Swift to just go for it and create a ridiculous, unapologetic pop opera about how fucked up everything around her is. I want to see Beyonce do her own version of Swarm but it’s actually a musical with big fuck-off production numbers. I want to see things get less boring, just a little bit.

The Double, Triple, Hidden Life of Me

In rediscovering the fictions of my youth, I’ve been remembering the world as I imagined it as an impressionable teenager, filled with romance and an imagination fueled by European arthouse movies where melancholy was almost certainly the order of any given day. I couldn’t swear to what prompted by interest in the movies of Krzysztof KieÅ›lowski and his ilk — I feel as if, at some point in my mid-teens, I told myself that my thing was going to be that I was a movie fan and so I bought the magazines and the books I thought that was supposed to entail, and suddenly I was let loose in a world of influences and stories I had no business in.

(What prompted this belief that I was into The Art of Cinema? I genuinely have no recollection, but I do remember subscribing to Empire and Sight and Sound at an inexplicably young age, even if the latter was something I only read a handful of times before I lost interest in how humorless and sterile it all seemed at the time; Empire, which sought to bring a music paper sensibility to movie writing, was far more my speed and I kept that up for years after.)

However I ended up in that mindset, there was a point in my mid-teens where I was increasingly watching European movies about the existential weight of the world in which effortlessly beautiful actresses pouted and frowned when faced with the meaningless cruelty of the world, surrounded by old men who also frowned but found new life when faced with their decades-younger, naive-but-somehow-wise muses. (I still love things like The Double Life of Veronique or Three Colours Red, but it’s easy to see in them the roots of what would become the Manic Pixie Dream Girl cliche of American cinema years later, alas.)

Rewatching such movies now, they’re still filled with breathtaking, aching moments of real beauty, of human frailty and kindness and all kinds of feelings that words struggle to conjure. But I also see in them the beginnings of my overly romantic, melancholy nature and a tendency to tell myself a story in which sadness and pain can be noble or meaningful when the reality is something far more banal and empty. If I hadn’t fallen for such pretty sorrow in these movies as a teenager, how much of my life would’ve been different years, decades, later?

The Movies of July 2024

You’ll have to excuse this one being a little late; I’ve been sick for the last few days, in a final gift given by San Diego Comic-Con. (It’s not COVID, at least according to the home tests; I’m waiting for the results of a test from an actual real doctor, but for some reason that’s taking awhile longer than I’d expected.) On the plus side, being sick has allowed me the opportunity to see some great films… which aren’t included in last month’s total, of course. Ah well; you’ll see for yourself next month. For now, enjoy what I did watch last month — which includes one of my old all-time favorites (The Double Life of Veronique), and a brand-new all-time favorite (Aftersun), as well as some trash (that new Exorcist)…

The Movies of June 2024

June was a weird month for movies; I watched some of my favorite movies of the year this month — Godzilla Minus One! I mean, come on — but I also got distracted by the reality TV of it all and didn’t spend as much time with movies as I have done recently. (Five of the above movies are shorts, for context.) I do think that Lovelace and Boogie Nights prove to be an accidental but fitting pairing, as both simultaneously glamorize and sterilize both the porn industry and the 1970s/early ’80s in very similar ways. Given that July has two separate Love Island series running simultaneously and San Diego Comic-Con, don’t be surprised if next month’s list is so short as to barely exist; I apologize in advance.