Thailand’s military rulers say they are monitoring a new form of silent resistance to the coup – a three-fingered salute borrowed from science fiction blockbuster The Hunger Games – and will arrest those in large groups who ignore warnings to lower their arms.
a thing I wish I learned
a long time ago is,
you don’t have to
hate any one person,
no, not at all,
if it distracts you
from the person you are.
all you have to do
is keep them
far away from your life.
so simple
so effective
and quite lovely.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Autoblow 2 Sets New Record For Crowdfunded Adult Product
Contributors Can Now Opt To Attend Official Autoblow 2 Commercial Shoot!
Chicago, IL – June 3, 2014 … The Autoblow 2, an electronic robotic male masturbator, has raised over $230,000 from more than 2100 men in 25 countries on crowdfunding site Indiegogo.com. With days still left in its Indiegogo campaign, the Autoblow 2 has beaten the adult toy crowdfunding record by over $65,000, and exceeded its original funding goal by over 500%. To view the campaign, please visit: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/autoblow-2-a-realistic-robotic-oral-sex-simulator-for-men/x/5153216.
“I’m really humbled by the outpouring of support from all over the world for our product. Our whole team is super happy to know that soon, tens of thousands of men will having more realistic masturbatory experiences”, said Sloan.
Contributors can now opt to attend the official Autoblow 2 commercial shoot – featuring adult stars in both NSFW and SFW promo footage. Guests will be privy to an intimate adults-only film shoot including airfare and accommodations within the US. To learn more about this exclusive offer, please visit the Autoblow 2’s Indiegogo campaign and read about the $2999 perk.
The Autoblow 2 will deliver a series of firsts in the male toys niche. It will be the first electric stroker (it plugs into the wall), the first stroker to work with 3 sizes of removable sleeves, and the first mechanized male pleasure product built to last for years. The motor is rated to last over 500 hours, or about 1500 solo experiences.
Educated as a lawyer, Sloan’s creative side won out, and in 2007 the Chicago native moved to Beijing, China to pursue new business opportunities. Since moving to China, he has created the Autoblow, Mangasm and Ladygasm brands of adult toys. The Autoblow 2, he says, will set a new benchmark for quality and realism in the male toys niche.
On a day when the waitwhatpod Patreon launch went far better than I expected, it’s sobering and only fair that I get this PR in email.
Wait, What? Ep. 1.What Now? | Wait, What?
Wait, What? Ep. 1.What Now? | Wait, What?
Wait What? Ep. 1.What Now? Hoo boy, the more things change, the more they stay the same, am I right? Hey, everybody!We live again!
Yes, Wait, What? has risen from temporary slumber to offer up two hours of comic book-related chatter, including much talk about Alan Moore, some conversation about Jeff Parker’s Flash Gordon and Warren Ellis’ Trees and many, many more topics. Including Nic Cage, because why not?
Also live: our Patreon campaign, complete with a video that I will annotate tomorrow. Surprisingly to cynical ol’ me, people have already signed up, which — thank you! I cannot say that enough.
Both excited and anxious. No turning back now*!
(* Aside from stopping doing the podcast of course, but “The possibility of turning back now!” doesn’t sound quite as dramatic.)