I Can’t Make You Stop And Listen

The THR newsletter has been in a little bit of flux in these virus-ridden times as news slowed down and we started wondering what we’d even be writing about. Then, of course, things started to pick up again because of course they did — but here are the graphics from that slowdown period.

Boldly Going

I’m not sure it was the intended takeaway, but my favorite thing about Star Trek: Picard now that the first season is done really might be the way that it underscores the importance of aging to the franchise.

That’s not to say that there wasn’t an upside to the rest of the show — I like the new cast fine, even if they mostly weren’t given anything to do beyond circle around Patrick Stewart and chew on the one piece of character they were each given, and there was something in the not-entirely-thought-through central plot, even if it fell apart if you thought about it too long — but it’s no accident that the highlight of the series for me was watching Old Man Picard visit Old Riker and Old Troi, and just getting to watch the three play off each other for the majority of the episode, with the two junior officers not falling for their old boss’s bullshit the way the new cast — the way the show itself — did.

Thinking about why that one particular episode made me so happy, I first went to the fact that, fuck it; I’m thirty years older than I was when Next Generation was airing, so I appreciated the sight of old favorites aging and becoming parents. The more I thought about it, though, the more I went back to the fact that, somewhere along the line, Star Trek became a story in part about getting older.

The movies, of course, are hugely responsible for this in part: we all made jokes about William Shatner’s corset or his toupee, but the fact remains that we followed the original cast from their youthful peak through old age, continuing to do their jobs and save the galaxy the entire time. The Trek movies expanded the idea of what a space hero looked like, even accidentally, by keeping the cast in their roles through retirement age.

And then, the subsequent series, through necessity, introduced younger casts but used nostalgia to return to even older versions of the originals. We saw old McCoy, old Spock, old Scotty, eventually old Kirk…! Just think of the subtitle of that second series: The Next Generation. Star Trek had become a generational saga.

It’s a minor theme, of course; that whole seeking out new worlds, new life forms, thing still rules, as does the importance of curiosity and optimism over small mindedness and nativism. Nonetheless, accepting — embracing — the aging process is in the Trek DNA, and it’s there that where Picard really worked.

To Pack A Pen With Vinegar And Insight

One of the untold casualties of the coronavirus: the webseries that Wired was planning on making out of the weekly While You Were Offline column I write for the site. I’m not sure if it’s totally dead or just sleeping due to circumstances, but I do know that the week everyone at Condé Nast started working from home was, ironically, going to be the week the series launched. So it goes, as Kurt Vonnegut was fond of saying.

I had this strange relationship with the webseries — on the one hand, I wasn’t really involved in developing or making it beyond talking to the producers early on in the process, so I was pretty much on the outside. But I also was on the inside; each episode was to be built around the column I had written for that week, meaning that I was responsible to some degree for each week’s video. I was in two places at once.

The development process took months; the first I heard about it was in the second half of last year, and what seemed tentative and slightly stuttering in terms of progress soon became much more constant. There was a pilot made — I never saw it, which I’m at once relieved about because I know I would have broken everything down and been highly critical of my role as minimal as it was, but at the same time, I do kind of wonder what it was like — and then, I believe, a series of weekly dry run episodes as a proof of concept that the production and turnaround time was possible on a weekly, ongoing basis.

For my part, I just kept doing what I do with the column with the one change being that I filed it a day earlier each week in order to let the video team do their thing. It was something that I struggled with at first, because it shortened the time I had to get the column done and made it less timely when it ran, but I soon settled into the new rhythm of things.

And now, to the best of my knowledge, it’s all off. It was an odd experience, the feeling of expectation and excitement and uncertainty, of weird responsibility, almost, but not a bad experience. We’ll see what happens when the post-virus world starts to assert itself.

But Now There’s A Place To Go

A partial list of things I miss during current events.

  • The sound of regular, everyday, foot traffic walking past the house. It’s gotten to the point where I miss the drunk, excitable 20-somethings that would stumble past the house after 10pm on the weekends, loudly telling friends and the world alike how they really felt.
  • The ability to just run around the corner to the restaurants and grab takeout on the nights when we’re feeling exhausted and overwhelmed and not up for cooking. I didn’t realize quite how much I’d taken that for granted until I called up one of those places a few weeks ago and was told that they’d closed for the foreseeable.
  • Along similar lines: God, but I miss going to the movies far more than someone who didn’t really go to the movies that much should. I specifically miss the Bagdad, my local theater, with its cheap prices and welcome, wonderfully underwhelming burger (always accompanied by the far higher quality tater tots, or else you weren’t doing it right); when that place finally re-opens, I can see myself going no matter what’s playing, just because I’m craving the experience so much. I’m going to end up being the only person in a months-after-the-fact screening of Onward, I can tell.
  • For the last couple of weeks, I’ve really wanted to go to the local park. I’ve been craving it, oddly; just walking through the park. But here’s the problem: I’ve walked past parks in Portland since we all started social distancing, and it seems as if everyone else in Portland wants to go to the park, and no-one else in Portland is into the idea of keeping away from each other. This isn’t true elsewhere, with passers-by generally great at the six-feet-apart rule otherwise. But parks, apparently, are full of assholes. I don’t want to be one of them. Sorry, park.
  • Regular mail. Right now, it’s trickling down to junk mail from politicians.
  • Everyone else working in offices. It’s not that I feel special working from home when they’re in the office as much as it’s, when people were in the office, at least I could generally get responses quicker. Rassenfrassen.
  • Posts where I could come up with punchlines that work.