An unexpected side effect of being sick is that I now wake up and immediately want a cup of tea. I’d adopted the Immediate Tea Protocol while sick because it made my throat feel better, but now it feels a little like it’s turned into an addiction; I wake up and before too long, I’m thinking “Well, one cup of tea wouldn’t be too bad, would it?” Without meaning to, I’ve become a parody of a British man, fopishly craving tea at every turn. O, how far I’ve fallen.
Still. Nobody would mind if I just made myself a quick cuppa, right…?